Learn from the mistakes of others

Dear Steven,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, June 8:

You'll be tempted to reveal your feelings to someone who may be both surprised and delighted. Go ahead -- after you do your homework and you know what to expect.

rofl!

oh yeah. do my homework first!

and this is for tomorrow!

rofl!


today i got on a bus home and made a complete idiot of myself in public. to say that i botched an attempt to chat up a nice young woman up would be a massive understatement. massive.

i wear size 10 shoes. i had both of them in my mouth. and i was still trying!

well, if i see her friend tomorrow, i might have another go at public self-humiliation.

w00t! me l33t hax0r ca55an0va!

dumbass.


ah shit. gimmie the rest of that cask ...

Dear Steven,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, June 8:

You'll be tempted to reveal your feelings to someone who may be both surprised and delighted. Go ahead -- after you do your homework and you know what to expect.

rofl!

oh yeah. do my homework first!

and this is for tomorrow!

rofl!


today i got on a bus home and made a complete idiot of myself in public. to say that i botched an attempt to chat up a nice young woman up would be a massive understatement. massive.

i wear size 10 shoes. i had both of them in my mouth. and i was still trying!

well, if i see her friend tomorrow, i might have another go at public self-humiliation.

w00t! me l33t hax0r ca55an0va!

dumbass.


ah shit. gimmie the rest of that cask ...