
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I fed shenya to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I stopped
vixstar from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I recruited
mr_gone as a new cultist (30 points). In March, I sacrificed
muffled_melisma to Cthulhu (500 points). Yesterday, I rescued
keelydoesfrosty from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (660 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
maelorin
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