horoscope: courtesy of the onion

[maelorin]

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
You were right about the existence of a 10th planet, but don't be smug: Your claims about a race of cat-women who thirst for your seed was way off.

Comments

[jingdono.livejournal.com]

This whole tenth planet thing puzzles me. I though we'd already discovered one of them, years ago. Wasn't that what the whole Douglas Adams 'Ralph' thing was about?

And, sweetie, I'm sure that somewhere in the multiverse the cat-women planet exists. Though, ew, furries *squick*

[maelorin]

1. hi there! been a while ;)

2. this was an horoscope that i plucked off the net somewhere. the onion. on the onion. yeah.

3. there has been speculation about a tenth planet for quite some time. the recent announcement confirms that a tiny dot is out there soemwhere.

4. i neither confirm nor deny... actually, i deny any association with notions of 'cat-women'. i've seen the movies. always bad.

5. women. ok. a woman. a woman has been a theme recently. hoping there is a positive trend there somewhere.

6. my teaching prac placement is at a private girls high school. i'm hoping that spending all day with females i could have fathered won't be the best the universe has to offer. [not that i'm not very happy with my placement. nor grateful for it. but a girlfriend would also be pretty ok too ;)]