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maelorin at 10:10am on 10/07/2004
maelorin at 10:10am on 10/07/2004from jez ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
_nightfollower_
0636.) Are you secure with yourself?: mostly. except when i really want to ask a woman out ...
0637.) What do other people think of you?: i'm too chatty?
0638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: honest, open, a good friend.
0639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: i talk too much.
0640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: yes.
0641.) A weak person?: no.
0642.) Are you stressed out?: not really.
0643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: yep.
0644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: no.
0645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: i usually play it up :)
0646.) 3 things you can do
____1. trance
____2. teach
____3. mentor
0647.) 3 of your best friends
[i am just beginning to build new friendships, so ...]
____1.unmercifulelf, daydaze
____2. lorelei, my ex-wife
____3.obsoletechild, juciejordan
0648.) 3 things you wish you could do:
____1. risk without fear
____2. sing
____3. play a musical instrument
0649.) 3 shows you watch all the time
____1. csi: miami
____2. red cap
____3. csi
0650.) 3 shows you watched when you were little
____1. play school
____2. kimba the white lion
____3. dr who
0651.) 3 things you're addicted to
____1. teaching
____2. talking ;)
____3. the internet (including livejournal :)
0652.) 3 people you care about
____1. hans
____2. kitty
____3.
0653.) 3 things you can't live without
____1. friends
____2. beauty
____3. grace
0654.) 3 things you wish you could change about yourself
____1. fear of loss.
____2. talking too much.
____3.
0655.) 3 of your strong points
____1. respect
____2. resilience
____3. honesty
0656.) 3 of your favorite boys names
____1.
____2.
____3.
0657.) 3 of your favorite girls names
____1. penelope
____2. josephine
____3. sienna
0658.) 3 people of the opposite sex
____1. sienna
____2. josephine
____3. helen
0659.) 3 things everyone should listen to
____1. faithless
____2. their heart
____3. their conscience
0660.) 3 things no one should listen to
____1. neoconservatives
____2. stock market quotes
____3. nsync
0661.) 3 things you say all the time
____1. blah-de-blah
____2. greetings
____3. she still hasn't rung :|
0662.) 3 words to describe your look
____1. casual
____2. boring
____3. quick
0663.) 3 words to describe your personality
____1. complex
____2. open
____3. loud?
0664.) 3 things you want to do before you die
____1. fall in love again
____2. share a sunset with her, alone somewhere
____3. feel complete
0665.) 3 things on your desk
____1. computer
____2. cds
____3. mug
0666.) 3 things you hate
____1. dishonesty
____2. hate
____3. proselytism
0667.) 3 things you love
____1. sharing
____2. touching
____3. silance
0668.) 3 things that scare you
____1. asking a woman out on a date
____2. being attacked in a dark alley
____3. conservative politics
0669.) 3 people who make you chuckle
____1.unmercifulelf
____2. sienna
____3.daydaze
0670.) 3 people who are so very cool
____1.unmercifulelf
____2.obsoletechild
____3.
0671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: !
0672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: yes.
0673.) Do you talk Simmish?:
0674.) Oday ouyhay peaksay igpay atinlay?: no if i can help it. or am very drunklies
0675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: no.
0676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: i'm told so.
0677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: not really.
0678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: yeaah. kill me now.
0679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: yes. as i is/was/will be one
0680.) Are you in an asylum?: not exactly.
0681.) College?: yes.
0682.) What is your favorite scent?: the scent of a woman ...
0683.) Do you eat chocolate?: yes.
0684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: here in adelaide.
0685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: love.
0686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: loss.
0687.) Do like Spongebob?: no.
0688.) Do you think he’s gay?:
0689.) How about Squidward? Gay.
0690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?: no. ?!
0691.) Do you do your homework every night?: no.
0692.) Do you usually get a lot?: no.
0693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: no.
0694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: no. thank goddess.
0695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: no. what a stupid idea.
0696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: no. well, mioght have when i was a baby.
0697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too?: umm. no.
0698.) Where is your second home?: the city of adelaide.
0699.) Are dollar stores cool?: no.
0700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up?: 135
0701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: not especially.
0702.) Can you do the limbo?: no.
0703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions?: no. i make them whenever i need to.
0704.) Has the best taste in music?: dunno
0705.) Has the coolest name?:
0706.) Has the best taste in movies?: many of the urga group
0707.) Has the nicest hair?: ...
0708.) Has the fittest body?: ...
0709.) Do you hang out with most?: working on this
0710.) Has the coolest parents?: no idea yet
0711.) Lives closest to you?: my housemate
0712.) Lives the farthest from you?: any of you live further away than the uk?
0713.) Can you relate to most?: hmm. there are a few.unmercifulelf is one.
0714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: hmm. a few there.
0715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?:unmercifulelf
0716.) blow: job :)
0717.) lollipop: suck.
0718.) obnoxious: pricks.
0719.) cold: comfort.
0720.) hot: sex.
0721.) smell: hair.
0722.) car: transport.
0723.) rain: wet.
0724.) wet: puddles.
0725.) steamy: sex.
0726.) bite: yes.
0727.) beer: coopers.
0728.) rock: hard.
0729.) hard: disk.
0730.) soft: skin.
0731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: yes.
0732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed?: [censored]
0733.) Are you a tease?: i can be ...
0734.) Spit or swallow:
0735.) Twirl your hair?: no. but i like watching it.
0736.) Hate yourself?: no.
0737.) Want to kill yourself?: no.
0738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: no.
0739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: no.
0740.) Touch your face a lot?: no.
0741.) Watch MTV?: no.
0742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: yes. many.
0743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: yes.
0744.) Wish you could fly?: no.
0745.) Wish you could be invisible?: sometimes.
0746.) Read minds?: yes. oh yes.
0747.) Watch wrestling?: no.
0748.) Like filling out love surveys?: no.
0749.) Work out?: kinda.
0750.) Play any sports?: no.
0751.) Gotten a DUI?: no.
0752.) A speeding ticket?: yes.
0753.) Been in a fist fight?: yes.
0754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: yes.
0755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: no.
0756.) Held a gun?: yes.
0757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money??: no.
0758.) Been used?: yes.
0759.) Been rejected?: yes. hell yes.
0760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: no.
0761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: no.
0762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: no.
0763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: yes.
0764.) Tackled the mailman?: ! no!
0765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: yes.
0766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: yes.
0767.) Done crack?: no.
0768.) Done cocaine?: no.
0769.) Passed out during school?: yes.
0770.) Had unprotected sex?: yes. have a son ...
0771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: yes.
0772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: yes.
0773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: no.
0774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: no.
0775.) Do you like hot dogs?: yes.
0776.) Are baseball games fun?: no.
0777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: possibly.
0778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: believe in them? would they go away if i didn't?
0779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: yes.
0780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: yes.
0781.) Do you like U2?: yes. the edge is a funny guy.
0782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: no.
0783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: not at the moment.
0784.) Do you straighten your hair?: no.
0785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: no.
0786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: no.
0787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: loud ones.
0788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: yes.
0789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: not often. i look after my precious toys.
0790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: rammstein, seinsucht
0791.) How often do you change your underwear?: at least daily.
0792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no.
0793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: nope.
0794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: no.
0795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: ah, no.
0796.) Do you pray daily?: not exactly.
0797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: i'll be dead? [but reincarnation's great mate.]
0798.) Are you paranoid?: no.
0799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: not often.
0800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: yes.
0801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: dunno, donatello or michelangelo
0802.) Power Ranger: ...
0803.) Rugrat: ...
0804.) Powerpuff Girl: ...
0805.) Villain: batman ...
0806.) A cell phone?: yes
0807.) A CPR certification card?: not exactly
0808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: no
0809.) A book over 900 pages long?: several
0810.) A porno?: yes
0811.) A gun?: no
0812.) A pair of toe socks?: no
0813.) A portable DVD player?: no
0814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: no
0815.) A car?: . no
0816.) A trucker hat?: yes ...
0817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: yes
0818.) A wife beater?: ?
0819.) A butcher knife?: yes
0820.) A pocket knife?: no
0821.) A Rolex?: no
0822.) A bike?: yes
0823.) A thong?: no
0824.) A bikini?: no
0825.) A speedo (guys)?: no
0826.) Anything from Tijuana?: yes ...
0827.) A drum set?: no
0828.) An electric guitar?: no
0829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: no
0830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: no
0831.) Do you have fleas?: no
0832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: no
0833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: no
0834.) How big is your backyard?: 1/8 acre
0835.) Do you like hairy backs?: no
0836.) Hairy chests?: no
0837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: possibly. but not usually
0838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no
0839.) What does Prilosec treat?: don't care?
0841.) Are you on any medication?:no
0842.) Do you have asthma?: no
0843.) Do you have an inhaler?:
0844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?:
0845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?:
0846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: 3 weeks ago.
0847.) What is your hair length?: shortish.
0848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: yes
0849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: yes
0850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: yes
0851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: yes
0852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: yes
0853.) Do you like the show Recess?:
0854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: don't care
0855.) When did WW2 start?: when germany invaded poland. 1939. [cynically, in 1914]
0856.) When did it end?: 1945
0857.) What is your nationality?: australian, mate.
0858.) Where did your family come from?: wombs. um, australia and the uk.
0859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: yep.
0860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: i believe many christians believe there is. poor chap.
0861.) Do you believe in angels?: not exactly.
0862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: no
0863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
0864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?: not usually. but i have.
0865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: no
0866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: no
0867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?:
0868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: no
0869.) Do you collect anything?: yes
0870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: no
0871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: no
0872.) Which is your favorite toe?: her left big toe
0873.) Favorite finger?: her right forefinger
0874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: zero. all extracted.
0875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: no
0876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: we don't get those here.
0877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: no
0878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!:
0879.) Do you grind a lot?: no
0880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: like? what's to like?
0881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: no
0882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: yes
0883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: yes
0884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: tedious
0885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: yeah, i guess so
0886.) What time is it?: sleep time
0887.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: not especially
0888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: no
0889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: yes
0890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: no
0891.) What did you do?:
0892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “fuck”?: yes
0893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: i can.
0894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t??: meh
0895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: !
0896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most:
0897.) What does PMS stand for?: please make-it stop!
0898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: ah, no
0899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: yes
0900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: at least 10
0901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: yeah, i guess
0902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: dunnydoo portaloo
0903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: technically about 20 [i use miranda]
0904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: they're ok
0905.) How about Good Fellas?: eh.
0906.) Watch the Sopranos?: for a while.
0907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: no.
0908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: which mob?
0909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: yeah. and i stopped drinkin gthat stuff, straightened out and left her.
0910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: penelope
0911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: that'd be about right
0912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: some
0913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: no
0914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: no
0915.) Do you use a calculator?: i can, i don't but i can
0916.) What kind is it?: one with buttons and stuff.
0917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: when i'm lazy
0918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yeah.
0919.) Don’t they suck?: no.
0920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: yeah
0921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no
0922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: yeah.
0923.) Are you a racist?: no
0924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: i eat what i feel hungry for ...
0925.) Do you diet?: no
0926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: no usually
0927.) How often do you shower?: at least daily
0928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: yep
0929.) How often do you wash your face?: at least daily
0930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: depends on the cut
0931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: depends on the cut
0932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: usually
0933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: only when it's necessary
0934.) Do you cough a lot?: no
0935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: cover
0936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: yep
0937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: not exactly
0938.) Do you have OCD?:
0939.) Do you have ADHD?: no
0940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: no
0941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: no
0942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: no
0943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: yes
0944.) The monkey pox?: ...
0945.) The mumps?: yes
0946.) The measles?: yes
0947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: only the usual ones
0948.) Have you ever been on TV? yes
0949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: yes
0950.) In the newspaper?: yes
0951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yes
0952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: no
0953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: no
0954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: yes
0955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: don't care
0956.) Throw me some Polish names:
0957.) What size shoe do you have?: 8.5-10
0958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 5
0959.) How big is your wardrobe?: big enough
0960.) How much do you weigh?: about this much
0961.) How tall are you?: 178cm (5'10")
0962.) Do you have cankles?: ...
0963.) Do you have fat wrists?:no
0964.) Fat thighs?: no muscular
0965.) Do you shave your toes?: no
0966.) Do you shave your legs?: no
0967.) How often?:
0968.) How about those armpits?: no
0969.) Are you a germaphobe?: no
0970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: none. they're all arms :)
0971.) How many legs do you have?: 2, usually
0972.) Do you have braces?: no
0973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: yep
0974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: no
0975.) Do you snore?: yes
0976.) Do you have your own room?: yes
0977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: no
0978.) How about an overactive pooper?: no
0979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: yes
0980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: yes, yes
0981.) How about Tim Curry?: yes
0982.) Are you ticklish?: yes
0983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: no
0984.) A lesbian aunt?: no
0985.) Do you like salad?: yes
0986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: yes
0987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: yes
0988.) Are you artsy?: a little
0989.) Do you like to eat pie?: yes
0990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?: no
0991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: no real fav
0992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: yes
0993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: make up your damn mind already
0994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?:
0995.) Do you like cheese?: yes
0996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?:
0997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: yes
0998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: yes
0999.) Was it a waste of your time?: yes
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: yes
1001.) Do you think too much?: no. but i do think all the time.
_nightfollower_Weaknesses
0636.) Are you secure with yourself?: mostly. except when i really want to ask a woman out ...
0637.) What do other people think of you?: i'm too chatty?
0638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: honest, open, a good friend.
0639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: i talk too much.
0640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: yes.
0641.) A weak person?: no.
0642.) Are you stressed out?: not really.
0643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: yep.
0644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: no.
0645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: i usually play it up :)
Three Things
0646.) 3 things you can do
____1. trance
____2. teach
____3. mentor
0647.) 3 of your best friends
[i am just beginning to build new friendships, so ...]
____1.
unmercifulelf, daydaze____2. lorelei, my ex-wife
____3.
obsoletechild, juciejordan0648.) 3 things you wish you could do:
____1. risk without fear
____2. sing
____3. play a musical instrument
0649.) 3 shows you watch all the time
____1. csi: miami
____2. red cap
____3. csi
0650.) 3 shows you watched when you were little
____1. play school
____2. kimba the white lion
____3. dr who
0651.) 3 things you're addicted to
____1. teaching
____2. talking ;)
____3. the internet (including livejournal :)
0652.) 3 people you care about
____1. hans
____2. kitty
____3.
0653.) 3 things you can't live without
____1. friends
____2. beauty
____3. grace
0654.) 3 things you wish you could change about yourself
____1. fear of loss.
____2. talking too much.
____3.
0655.) 3 of your strong points
____1. respect
____2. resilience
____3. honesty
0656.) 3 of your favorite boys names
____1.
____2.
____3.
0657.) 3 of your favorite girls names
____1. penelope
____2. josephine
____3. sienna
0658.) 3 people of the opposite sex
____1. sienna
____2. josephine
____3. helen
0659.) 3 things everyone should listen to
____1. faithless
____2. their heart
____3. their conscience
0660.) 3 things no one should listen to
____1. neoconservatives
____2. stock market quotes
____3. nsync
0661.) 3 things you say all the time
____1. blah-de-blah
____2. greetings
____3. she still hasn't rung :|
0662.) 3 words to describe your look
____1. casual
____2. boring
____3. quick
0663.) 3 words to describe your personality
____1. complex
____2. open
____3. loud?
0664.) 3 things you want to do before you die
____1. fall in love again
____2. share a sunset with her, alone somewhere
____3. feel complete
0665.) 3 things on your desk
____1. computer
____2. cds
____3. mug
0666.) 3 things you hate
____1. dishonesty
____2. hate
____3. proselytism
0667.) 3 things you love
____1. sharing
____2. touching
____3. silance
0668.) 3 things that scare you
____1. asking a woman out on a date
____2. being attacked in a dark alley
____3. conservative politics
0669.) 3 people who make you chuckle
____1.
unmercifulelf____2. sienna
____3.
daydaze0670.) 3 people who are so very cool
____1.
unmercifulelf____2.
obsoletechild____3.
MORE Random Stuff
0671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: !
0672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: yes.
0673.) Do you talk Simmish?:
0674.) Oday ouyhay peaksay igpay atinlay?: no if i can help it. or am very drunklies
0675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: no.
0676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: i'm told so.
0677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: not really.
0678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: yeaah. kill me now.
0679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: yes. as i is/was/will be one
0680.) Are you in an asylum?: not exactly.
0681.) College?: yes.
0682.) What is your favorite scent?: the scent of a woman ...
0683.) Do you eat chocolate?: yes.
0684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: here in adelaide.
0685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: love.
0686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: loss.
0687.) Do like Spongebob?: no.
0688.) Do you think he’s gay?:
0689.) How about Squidward? Gay.
0690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?: no. ?!
0691.) Do you do your homework every night?: no.
0692.) Do you usually get a lot?: no.
0693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: no.
0694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: no. thank goddess.
0695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: no. what a stupid idea.
0696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: no. well, mioght have when i was a baby.
0697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too?: umm. no.
0698.) Where is your second home?: the city of adelaide.
0699.) Are dollar stores cool?: no.
0700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up?: 135
0701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: not especially.
0702.) Can you do the limbo?: no.
0703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions?: no. i make them whenever i need to.
Which Friend…
0704.) Has the best taste in music?: dunno
0705.) Has the coolest name?:
0706.) Has the best taste in movies?: many of the urga group
0707.) Has the nicest hair?: ...
0708.) Has the fittest body?: ...
0709.) Do you hang out with most?: working on this
0710.) Has the coolest parents?: no idea yet
0711.) Lives closest to you?: my housemate
0712.) Lives the farthest from you?: any of you live further away than the uk?
0713.) Can you relate to most?: hmm. there are a few.
unmercifulelf is one.0714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: hmm. a few there.
0715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?:
unmercifulelfWord Association!
0716.) blow: job :)
0717.) lollipop: suck.
0718.) obnoxious: pricks.
0719.) cold: comfort.
0720.) hot: sex.
0721.) smell: hair.
0722.) car: transport.
0723.) rain: wet.
0724.) wet: puddles.
0725.) steamy: sex.
0726.) bite: yes.
0727.) beer: coopers.
0728.) rock: hard.
0729.) hard: disk.
0730.) soft: skin.
OK Here’s the dirty part
0731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: yes.
0732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed?: [censored]
0733.) Are you a tease?: i can be ...
0734.) Spit or swallow:
More “Do you”…
0735.) Twirl your hair?: no. but i like watching it.
0736.) Hate yourself?: no.
0737.) Want to kill yourself?: no.
0738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: no.
0739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: no.
0740.) Touch your face a lot?: no.
0741.) Watch MTV?: no.
0742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: yes. many.
0743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: yes.
0744.) Wish you could fly?: no.
0745.) Wish you could be invisible?: sometimes.
0746.) Read minds?: yes. oh yes.
0747.) Watch wrestling?: no.
0748.) Like filling out love surveys?: no.
0749.) Work out?: kinda.
0750.) Play any sports?: no.
More Have You Ever…
0751.) Gotten a DUI?: no.
0752.) A speeding ticket?: yes.
0753.) Been in a fist fight?: yes.
0754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: yes.
0755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: no.
0756.) Held a gun?: yes.
0757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money??: no.
0758.) Been used?: yes.
0759.) Been rejected?: yes. hell yes.
0760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: no.
0761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: no.
0762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: no.
0763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: yes.
0764.) Tackled the mailman?: ! no!
0765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: yes.
0766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: yes.
0767.) Done crack?: no.
0768.) Done cocaine?: no.
0769.) Passed out during school?: yes.
0770.) Had unprotected sex?: yes. have a son ...
More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
0771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: yes.
0772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: yes.
0773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: no.
0774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: no.
0775.) Do you like hot dogs?: yes.
0776.) Are baseball games fun?: no.
0777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: possibly.
0778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: believe in them? would they go away if i didn't?
0779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: yes.
0780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: yes.
0781.) Do you like U2?: yes. the edge is a funny guy.
0782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: no.
0783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: not at the moment.
0784.) Do you straighten your hair?: no.
0785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: no.
0786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: no.
0787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: loud ones.
0788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: yes.
0789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: not often. i look after my precious toys.
0790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: rammstein, seinsucht
0791.) How often do you change your underwear?: at least daily.
0792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no.
0793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: nope.
0794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: no.
0795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: ah, no.
0796.) Do you pray daily?: not exactly.
0797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: i'll be dead? [but reincarnation's great mate.]
0798.) Are you paranoid?: no.
0799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: not often.
0800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: yes.
Which One Are You?
0801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: dunno, donatello or michelangelo
0802.) Power Ranger: ...
0803.) Rugrat: ...
0804.) Powerpuff Girl: ...
0805.) Villain: batman ...
Do You Own…
0806.) A cell phone?: yes
0807.) A CPR certification card?: not exactly
0808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: no
0809.) A book over 900 pages long?: several
0810.) A porno?: yes
0811.) A gun?: no
0812.) A pair of toe socks?: no
0813.) A portable DVD player?: no
0814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: no
0815.) A car?: . no
0816.) A trucker hat?: yes ...
0817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: yes
0818.) A wife beater?: ?
0819.) A butcher knife?: yes
0820.) A pocket knife?: no
0821.) A Rolex?: no
0822.) A bike?: yes
0823.) A thong?: no
0824.) A bikini?: no
0825.) A speedo (guys)?: no
0826.) Anything from Tijuana?: yes ...
0827.) A drum set?: no
0828.) An electric guitar?: no
0829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: no
0830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: no
More Random Questions….no they will not stop
0831.) Do you have fleas?: no
0832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: no
0833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: no
0834.) How big is your backyard?: 1/8 acre
0835.) Do you like hairy backs?: no
0836.) Hairy chests?: no
0837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: possibly. but not usually
0838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no
0839.) What does Prilosec treat?: don't care?
0841.) Are you on any medication?:no
0842.) Do you have asthma?: no
0843.) Do you have an inhaler?:
0844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?:
0845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?:
0846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: 3 weeks ago.
0847.) What is your hair length?: shortish.
0848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: yes
0849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: yes
0850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: yes
0851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: yes
0852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: yes
0853.) Do you like the show Recess?:
0854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: don't care
0855.) When did WW2 start?: when germany invaded poland. 1939. [cynically, in 1914]
0856.) When did it end?: 1945
0857.) What is your nationality?: australian, mate.
0858.) Where did your family come from?: wombs. um, australia and the uk.
0859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: yep.
0860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: i believe many christians believe there is. poor chap.
0861.) Do you believe in angels?: not exactly.
0862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: no
0863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
0864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?: not usually. but i have.
0865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: no
0866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: no
0867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?:
0868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: no
0869.) Do you collect anything?: yes
0870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: no
0871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: no
0872.) Which is your favorite toe?: her left big toe
0873.) Favorite finger?: her right forefinger
0874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: zero. all extracted.
0875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: no
0876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: we don't get those here.
0877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: no
0878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!:
0879.) Do you grind a lot?: no
0880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: like? what's to like?
0881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: no
0882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: yes
0883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: yes
0884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: tedious
0885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: yeah, i guess so
0886.) What time is it?: sleep time
0887.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: not especially
0888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: no
0889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: yes
0890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: no
0891.) What did you do?:
0892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “fuck”?: yes
0893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: i can.
0894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t??: meh
0895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: !
0896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most:
0897.) What does PMS stand for?: please make-it stop!
0898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: ah, no
0899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: yes
0900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: at least 10
0901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: yeah, i guess
0902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: dunnydoo portaloo
0903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: technically about 20 [i use miranda]
0904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: they're ok
0905.) How about Good Fellas?: eh.
0906.) Watch the Sopranos?: for a while.
0907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: no.
0908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: which mob?
0909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: yeah. and i stopped drinkin gthat stuff, straightened out and left her.
0910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: penelope
0911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: that'd be about right
0912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: some
0913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: no
0914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: no
0915.) Do you use a calculator?: i can, i don't but i can
0916.) What kind is it?: one with buttons and stuff.
0917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: when i'm lazy
0918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yeah.
0919.) Don’t they suck?: no.
0920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: yeah
0921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no
0922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: yeah.
0923.) Are you a racist?: no
0924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: i eat what i feel hungry for ...
0925.) Do you diet?: no
0926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: no usually
Hygeine
0927.) How often do you shower?: at least daily
0928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: yep
0929.) How often do you wash your face?: at least daily
0930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: depends on the cut
0931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: depends on the cut
0932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: usually
0933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: only when it's necessary
0934.) Do you cough a lot?: no
0935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: cover
0936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: yep
Issues
0937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: not exactly
0938.) Do you have OCD?:
0939.) Do you have ADHD?: no
0940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: no
0941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: no
0942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: no
0943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: yes
0944.) The monkey pox?: ...
0945.) The mumps?: yes
0946.) The measles?: yes
0947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: only the usual ones
The Last Set of Random Questions
0948.) Have you ever been on TV? yes
0949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: yes
0950.) In the newspaper?: yes
0951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yes
0952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: no
0953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: no
0954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: yes
0955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: don't care
0956.) Throw me some Polish names:
0957.) What size shoe do you have?: 8.5-10
0958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 5
0959.) How big is your wardrobe?: big enough
0960.) How much do you weigh?: about this much
0961.) How tall are you?: 178cm (5'10")
0962.) Do you have cankles?: ...
0963.) Do you have fat wrists?:no
0964.) Fat thighs?: no muscular
0965.) Do you shave your toes?: no
0966.) Do you shave your legs?: no
0967.) How often?:
0968.) How about those armpits?: no
0969.) Are you a germaphobe?: no
0970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: none. they're all arms :)
0971.) How many legs do you have?: 2, usually
0972.) Do you have braces?: no
0973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: yep
0974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: no
0975.) Do you snore?: yes
0976.) Do you have your own room?: yes
0977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: no
0978.) How about an overactive pooper?: no
0979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: yes
0980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: yes, yes
0981.) How about Tim Curry?: yes
0982.) Are you ticklish?: yes
0983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: no
0984.) A lesbian aunt?: no
0985.) Do you like salad?: yes
0986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: yes
0987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: yes
0988.) Are you artsy?: a little
0989.) Do you like to eat pie?: yes
0990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?: no
0991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: no real fav
0992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: yes
0993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: make up your damn mind already
0994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?:
0995.) Do you like cheese?: yes
0996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?:
0997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: yes
0998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: yes
0999.) Was it a waste of your time?: yes
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: yes
1001.) Do you think too much?: no. but i do think all the time.
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