1001 things - part 2

[maelorin]

from jez _nightfollower_

Weaknesses

0636.) Are you secure with yourself?: mostly. except when i really want to ask a woman out ...

0637.) What do other people think of you?: i'm too chatty?

0638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: honest, open, a good friend.

0639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: i talk too much.

0640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: yes.

0641.) A weak person?: no.

0642.) Are you stressed out?: not really.

0643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: yep.

0644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: no.

0645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: i usually play it up :)

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Three Things

0646.) 3 things you can do

____1. trance

____2. teach

____3. mentor



0647.) 3 of your best friends

[i am just beginning to build new friendships, so ...]

____1. unmercifulelf, daydaze

____2. lorelei, my ex-wife

____3. obsoletechild, juciejordan



0648.) 3 things you wish you could do:

____1. risk without fear

____2. sing

____3. play a musical instrument



0649.) 3 shows you watch all the time

____1. csi: miami

____2. red cap

____3. csi



0650.) 3 shows you watched when you were little

____1. play school

____2. kimba the white lion

____3. dr who



0651.) 3 things you're addicted to

____1. teaching

____2. talking ;)

____3. the internet (including livejournal :)



0652.) 3 people you care about

____1. hans

____2. kitty

____3.



0653.) 3 things you can't live without

____1. friends

____2. beauty

____3. grace



0654.) 3 things you wish you could change about yourself

____1. fear of loss.

____2. talking too much.

____3.



0655.) 3 of your strong points

____1. respect

____2. resilience

____3. honesty



0656.) 3 of your favorite boys names

____1.

____2.

____3.



0657.) 3 of your favorite girls names

____1. penelope

____2. josephine

____3. sienna



0658.) 3 people of the opposite sex

____1. sienna

____2. josephine

____3. helen



0659.) 3 things everyone should listen to

____1. faithless

____2. their heart

____3. their conscience



0660.) 3 things no one should listen to

____1. neoconservatives

____2. stock market quotes

____3. nsync



0661.) 3 things you say all the time

____1. blah-de-blah

____2. greetings

____3. she still hasn't rung :|



0662.) 3 words to describe your look

____1. casual

____2. boring

____3. quick



0663.) 3 words to describe your personality

____1. complex

____2. open

____3. loud?



0664.) 3 things you want to do before you die

____1. fall in love again

____2. share a sunset with her, alone somewhere

____3. feel complete



0665.) 3 things on your desk

____1. computer

____2. cds

____3. mug



0666.) 3 things you hate

____1. dishonesty

____2. hate

____3. proselytism



0667.) 3 things you love

____1. sharing

____2. touching

____3. silance



0668.) 3 things that scare you

____1. asking a woman out on a date

____2. being attacked in a dark alley

____3. conservative politics



0669.) 3 people who make you chuckle

____1. unmercifulelf

____2. sienna

____3. daydaze



0670.) 3 people who are so very cool

____1. unmercifulelf

____2. obsoletechild

____3.

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MORE Random Stuff

0671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: !

0672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: yes.

0673.) Do you talk Simmish?:

0674.) Oday ouyhay peaksay igpay atinlay?: no if i can help it. or am very drunklies

0675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: no.

0676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: i'm told so.

0677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: not really.

0678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: yeaah. kill me now.

0679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: yes. as i is/was/will be one

0680.) Are you in an asylum?: not exactly.

0681.) College?: yes.

0682.) What is your favorite scent?: the scent of a woman ...

0683.) Do you eat chocolate?: yes.

0684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: here in adelaide.

0685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: love.

0686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: loss.

0687.) Do like Spongebob?: no.

0688.) Do you think he’s gay?:

0689.) How about Squidward? Gay.

0690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?: no. ?!

0691.) Do you do your homework every night?: no.

0692.) Do you usually get a lot?: no.

0693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: no.

0694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: no. thank goddess.

0695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: no. what a stupid idea.

0696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: no. well, mioght have when i was a baby.

0697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too?: umm. no.

0698.) Where is your second home?: the city of adelaide.

0699.) Are dollar stores cool?: no.

0700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up?: 135

0701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: not especially.

0702.) Can you do the limbo?: no.

0703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions?: no. i make them whenever i need to.

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Which Friend…

0704.) Has the best taste in music?: dunno

0705.) Has the coolest name?:

0706.) Has the best taste in movies?: many of the urga group

0707.) Has the nicest hair?: ...

0708.) Has the fittest body?: ...

0709.) Do you hang out with most?: working on this

0710.) Has the coolest parents?: no idea yet

0711.) Lives closest to you?: my housemate

0712.) Lives the farthest from you?: any of you live further away than the uk?

0713.) Can you relate to most?: hmm. there are a few. unmercifulelf is one.

0714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: hmm. a few there.

0715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: unmercifulelf

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Word Association!

0716.) blow: job :)

0717.) lollipop: suck.

0718.) obnoxious: pricks.

0719.) cold: comfort.

0720.) hot: sex.

0721.) smell: hair.

0722.) car: transport.

0723.) rain: wet.

0724.) wet: puddles.

0725.) steamy: sex.

0726.) bite: yes.

0727.) beer: coopers.

0728.) rock: hard.

0729.) hard: disk.

0730.) soft: skin.

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OK Here’s the dirty part

0731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: yes.

0732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed?: [censored]

0733.) Are you a tease?: i can be ...

0734.) Spit or swallow:

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More “Do you”…

0735.) Twirl your hair?: no. but i like watching it.

0736.) Hate yourself?: no.

0737.) Want to kill yourself?: no.

0738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: no.

0739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: no.

0740.) Touch your face a lot?: no.

0741.) Watch MTV?: no.

0742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: yes. many.

0743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: yes.

0744.) Wish you could fly?: no.

0745.) Wish you could be invisible?: sometimes.

0746.) Read minds?: yes. oh yes.

0747.) Watch wrestling?: no.

0748.) Like filling out love surveys?: no.

0749.) Work out?: kinda.

0750.) Play any sports?: no.

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More Have You Ever…

0751.) Gotten a DUI?: no.

0752.) A speeding ticket?: yes.

0753.) Been in a fist fight?: yes.

0754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: yes.

0755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: no.

0756.) Held a gun?: yes.

0757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money??: no.

0758.) Been used?: yes.

0759.) Been rejected?: yes. hell yes.

0760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: no.

0761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: no.

0762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: no.

0763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: yes.

0764.) Tackled the mailman?: ! no!

0765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: yes.

0766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: yes.

0767.) Done crack?: no.

0768.) Done cocaine?: no.

0769.) Passed out during school?: yes.

0770.) Had unprotected sex?: yes. have a son ...

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More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!

0771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: yes.

0772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: yes.

0773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: no.

0774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: no.

0775.) Do you like hot dogs?: yes.

0776.) Are baseball games fun?: no.

0777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: possibly.

0778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: believe in them? would they go away if i didn't?

0779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: yes.

0780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: yes.

0781.) Do you like U2?: yes. the edge is a funny guy.

0782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: no.

0783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: not at the moment.

0784.) Do you straighten your hair?: no.

0785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: no.

0786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: no.

0787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: loud ones.

0788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: yes.

0789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: not often. i look after my precious toys.

0790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: rammstein, seinsucht

0791.) How often do you change your underwear?: at least daily.

0792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no.

0793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: nope.

0794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: no.

0795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: ah, no.

0796.) Do you pray daily?: not exactly.

0797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: i'll be dead? [but reincarnation's great mate.]

0798.) Are you paranoid?: no.

0799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: not often.

0800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: yes.

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Which One Are You?

0801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: dunno, donatello or michelangelo

0802.) Power Ranger: ...

0803.) Rugrat: ...

0804.) Powerpuff Girl: ...

0805.) Villain: batman ...

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Do You Own…

0806.) A cell phone?: yes

0807.) A CPR certification card?: not exactly

0808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: no

0809.) A book over 900 pages long?: several

0810.) A porno?: yes

0811.) A gun?: no

0812.) A pair of toe socks?: no

0813.) A portable DVD player?: no

0814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: no

0815.) A car?: . no

0816.) A trucker hat?: yes ...

0817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: yes

0818.) A wife beater?: ?

0819.) A butcher knife?: yes

0820.) A pocket knife?: no

0821.) A Rolex?: no

0822.) A bike?: yes

0823.) A thong?: no

0824.) A bikini?: no

0825.) A speedo (guys)?: no

0826.) Anything from Tijuana?: yes ...

0827.) A drum set?: no

0828.) An electric guitar?: no

0829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: no

0830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: no

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More Random Questions….no they will not stop

0831.) Do you have fleas?: no

0832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: no

0833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: no

0834.) How big is your backyard?: 1/8 acre

0835.) Do you like hairy backs?: no

0836.) Hairy chests?: no

0837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: possibly. but not usually

0838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no

0839.) What does Prilosec treat?: don't care?

0841.) Are you on any medication?:no

0842.) Do you have asthma?: no

0843.) Do you have an inhaler?:

0844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?:

0845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?:

0846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: 3 weeks ago.

0847.) What is your hair length?: shortish.

0848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: yes

0849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: yes

0850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: yes

0851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: yes

0852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: yes

0853.) Do you like the show Recess?:

0854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: don't care

0855.) When did WW2 start?: when germany invaded poland. 1939. [cynically, in 1914]

0856.) When did it end?: 1945

0857.) What is your nationality?: australian, mate.

0858.) Where did your family come from?: wombs. um, australia and the uk.

0859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: yep.

0860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: i believe many christians believe there is. poor chap.

0861.) Do you believe in angels?: not exactly.

0862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: no

0863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%

0864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?: not usually. but i have.

0865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: no

0866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: no

0867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?:

0868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: no

0869.) Do you collect anything?: yes

0870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: no

0871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: no

0872.) Which is your favorite toe?: her left big toe

0873.) Favorite finger?: her right forefinger

0874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: zero. all extracted.

0875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: no

0876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: we don't get those here.

0877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: no

0878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!:

0879.) Do you grind a lot?: no

0880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: like? what's to like?

0881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: no

0882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: yes

0883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: yes

0884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: tedious

0885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: yeah, i guess so

0886.) What time is it?: sleep time

0887.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: not especially

0888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: no

0889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: yes

0890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: no

0891.) What did you do?:

0892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “fuck”?: yes

0893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: i can.

0894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t??: meh

0895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: !

0896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most:

0897.) What does PMS stand for?: please make-it stop!

0898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: ah, no

0899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: yes

0900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: at least 10

0901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: yeah, i guess

0902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: dunnydoo portaloo

0903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: technically about 20 [i use miranda]

0904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: they're ok

0905.) How about Good Fellas?: eh.

0906.) Watch the Sopranos?: for a while.

0907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: no.

0908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: which mob?

0909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: yeah. and i stopped drinkin gthat stuff, straightened out and left her.

0910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: penelope

0911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: that'd be about right

0912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: some

0913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: no

0914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: no

0915.) Do you use a calculator?: i can, i don't but i can

0916.) What kind is it?: one with buttons and stuff.

0917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: when i'm lazy

0918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yeah.

0919.) Don’t they suck?: no.

0920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: yeah

0921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no

0922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: yeah.

0923.) Are you a racist?: no

0924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: i eat what i feel hungry for ...

0925.) Do you diet?: no

0926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: no usually

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Hygeine

0927.) How often do you shower?: at least daily

0928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: yep

0929.) How often do you wash your face?: at least daily

0930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: depends on the cut

0931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: depends on the cut

0932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: usually

0933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: only when it's necessary

0934.) Do you cough a lot?: no

0935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: cover

0936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: yep

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Issues

0937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: not exactly

0938.) Do you have OCD?:

0939.) Do you have ADHD?: no

0940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: no

0941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: no

0942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: no

0943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: yes

0944.) The monkey pox?: ...

0945.) The mumps?: yes

0946.) The measles?: yes

0947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: only the usual ones

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The Last Set of Random Questions

0948.) Have you ever been on TV? yes

0949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: yes

0950.) In the newspaper?: yes

0951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yes

0952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: no

0953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: no

0954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: yes

0955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: don't care

0956.) Throw me some Polish names:

0957.) What size shoe do you have?: 8.5-10

0958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 5

0959.) How big is your wardrobe?: big enough

0960.) How much do you weigh?: about this much

0961.) How tall are you?: 178cm (5'10")

0962.) Do you have cankles?: ...

0963.) Do you have fat wrists?:no

0964.) Fat thighs?: no muscular

0965.) Do you shave your toes?: no

0966.) Do you shave your legs?: no

0967.) How often?:

0968.) How about those armpits?: no

0969.) Are you a germaphobe?: no

0970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: none. they're all arms :)

0971.) How many legs do you have?: 2, usually

0972.) Do you have braces?: no

0973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: yep

0974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: no

0975.) Do you snore?: yes

0976.) Do you have your own room?: yes

0977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: no

0978.) How about an overactive pooper?: no

0979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: yes

0980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: yes, yes

0981.) How about Tim Curry?: yes

0982.) Are you ticklish?: yes

0983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: no

0984.) A lesbian aunt?: no

0985.) Do you like salad?: yes

0986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: yes

0987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: yes

0988.) Are you artsy?: a little

0989.) Do you like to eat pie?: yes

0990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?: no

0991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: no real fav

0992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: yes

0993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: make up your damn mind already

0994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?:

0995.) Do you like cheese?: yes

0996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?:

0997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: yes

0998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: yes

0999.) Was it a waste of your time?: yes

1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: yes

1001.) Do you think too much?: no. but i do think all the time.