and my ultimate purity test score is ...

[maelorin]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Me	Average
Dating	0.00%	28.13%	Gone steady
Self-Lovin'	19.70%	54.84%	I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness	51.61%	74.22%	It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive	64.29%	71.39%	A fool for love, but not always
Straightness	1.85%	29.81%	Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant	83.33%	82.81%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	88.89%	82.83%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	92.86%	87.10%	Refreshingly normal
Gayness	100.00%	73.04%	Repressed, are we?
Total Score	61.79%	69.06%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 (By The Ferrett)

note: oddly enough, scores are the inverse of what you'd expect just reading the table.

Comments

[reverancepavane.livejournal.com]

I always liked the canonical 1000 question purity test where you can get 99.9% purity by only answering "Yes" to "Have you lied on this purity test?" But for some reason nobody believes me... And there is always the option of using the purity test as a checklist if you really want to decrease your score...

[maelorin]

i do remember that test. and i do kinda believe you. [it was a very sick and twisted list of delights.]

and despairing at working my way down the list.



then a certain former girlfriend convinced me to get over it ... [and my score dropped like a large rock-like thing dropping from up there ...]

[reverancepavane.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I think. Hey maybe I can fool people into thinking I have a purity of 99.9% rather than the more readily accepted (at least amongst certain choristers) of 31.2%... Oops, cats out of the bag...