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ah, jackasses

posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 02:58pm on 29/09/2005 under , ,
what was it said about/to the person being a superior pratt on the bus today?

oh, that's right.

"fuck off you arrogant, ignorant, fucking cocksucker."
i got a standing ovation.

no, really.

this guy had been a grandstanding cock for the first ten minutes of the journey out of the city. prattling on and on to some other ignorant fuck, trying to sound all important and shit in their $300 suits.

"fuck off you arrogant, ignorant, fucking cocksucker. you, sir, are an ignoramus in a cheap suit, with a loud, whiney voice. shut - the - fuck - up. and answer your fucking phone. that r&b ringtone is lame."
and the crowd cheered.

no, really.
Mood:: 'satisfied' satisfied
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posted by [identity profile] dubhain.livejournal.com at 05:47am on 29/09/2005
::Joins in the cheering.::
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 08:19am on 29/09/2005
the driver suggested that perhaps next time i should intervene earlier, and use less 'expressive' language ... but otherwise it was all good.

the kid was babbling on about law stuff, all manner of crap straight out of the latest newspaper reports on the recent agreements between state and federal governments on new 'anti-terror laws' ...

it's one thing to repeat what you've read. even to agree with the government's policy. it's quite another to spout crap as if you know details of laws that have yet to be written ...
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posted by [identity profile] enkorvaks.livejournal.com at 07:12am on 29/09/2005
My two favourite insults:
Oxygen thief
Condombreak

It sounds like this joker was both.

Well done on the ovation.
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 08:20am on 29/09/2005
he tried to back chat me, so i asked how he knew anything about what he was saying.

the n00b said, "i work in a law firm."

"oh really? which one"
n00b gets evasive
"no, really, which law firm? you might know one of my friends."
stupid kid is a rounds clerk [glorified mail boy] and he's not even a law student. he's in some business course at tafe.

not that those courses aren't valuable ... done one or two myself ...

but he knows even less than dick about law ... let alone the finer points of constitutional law, police powers, blah blah ...

"matey, i'm a lawyer. a real one. if you're gonna spout shit, at least do it quietly so as not to embarass yourself - or piss everyone else off"
he was about to say something about the way i was dressed ... jeans and denim jacket ensemble ... perhaps even the way i spoke ...

"uh! uh! aah! <waggling finger> ..."
ovation ensued ...


i blame [livejournal.com profile] red_moon_vixen for my being in such a cheerful, and ornery, mood. two bottle of red wine are most excellent gifts. thanks.
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posted by [identity profile] princess-flick.livejournal.com at 04:13am on 01/10/2005
hey!!! it was great meeting you thursday! your so funny. alcohol of any kind is always a good gift.

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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 08:29am on 01/10/2005
indeed!
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posted by [identity profile] velvetink.livejournal.com at 11:21am on 29/09/2005
You said all that! wowow!
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 12:12am on 30/09/2005
i said more.

usually i just ignore prats. but i was trying to read. news. on my phone. and he was distracting.

and i've had enough of pretentious people who have jobs and so are considered worthwhile - even though most of them are ignorant savages.
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posted by [identity profile] arky-tiger.livejournal.com at 11:21am on 29/09/2005
LMAO

That's great.... reminds me of being on the London Tube at xmas time... should get you over here to sort them all out :)
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 12:13am on 30/09/2005
been too long since i was on the tube ...

do you think they'd cope with me?
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posted by [identity profile] arky-tiger.livejournal.com at 08:49am on 30/09/2005
lol

probably not....
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 08:32am on 01/10/2005
hee hee
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posted by [identity profile] blogthecow.livejournal.com at 01:02am on 30/09/2005
confussing but delightful :)
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 08:24am on 01/10/2005
squee!
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Anti-prat legislation

posted by (anonymous) at 08:52am on 01/10/2005
When are our highly esteemed legislators going to get off their superannuated arses and draft some decent anti-prat laws?
In the meantime, keep up the good work.
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Re: Anti-prat legislation

posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 01:48am on 04/10/2005
they won't coz they'd fall foul of it themselves?
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