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1. Kissed your cousin: yes.
2. Ran away: yes. to the police station.
3. Pictured your crush naked: yes. oh yes.
5. Broken someone's heart: yes. sorry.
6. Been in love: yes.
7. Cried when someone died: no.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes.
9. Broken a bone: yes.
11. Lied: yes. no. yes.
12. Cried in school: yes. and so did the other bastard.
*WHICH IS BETTER*
13. Coke or Pepsi: black russian requires neither.
14. Sprite or 7UP: gin 'n tonic
15. Girls or Guys: girls of course. you hear that girls.
16. Flowers or candy: candied flowers.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: shaved. definately.
18. Quiet or Loud: hmm. loud. but then she is quiet. so maybe quiet.
19. Blondes or Brunettes: ah. brunettes in dark colours. blondes in pale colours. both better undressed.
20. Bitchy or Slutty: bitchy - more bite. but slutty can be fun - if done right.
21. Tall or Short: um. depends. either has its plusses and minuses.
22. Pants or Shorts: ah, pants.
*WHAT IS (YOUR FAVORITE)*
29. Your Good Luck Charm:
30. Person You Hate Most: hate requires emotional commitment to someone i don't respect. waste of effort.
31. Best Thing That Has Happened: my son.
32. Color: deep blue, or orange.
33. Movie: many, varied.
34. Subject in school: the sceinces. and english.
35. Juice: peach.
36. Cars: convertible or saloon.
37. Ice Cream: vanilla.
39. Season: spring.
40. Breakfast Food: either lunch or [censored].
41. Song: depends. varies.
42. Favorite food: salt and pepper calamari.
*Who*
43. Makes you laugh the Most: my friends.
43. Makes you the funniest: my friends. [i can relax around them]
44. Makes you smile the most: jill.
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: hansi.
46. Has A Crush On You: no idea.
47. Do You Have A Crush On: jill. dammit.
49. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: jill.
*DO YOU EVER*
50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: i have, but never lately.
51. Save AOL conversations: there are aol conversations? 8D
52. Save Emails: yes.
53. Wish you were someone else: sometimes when i was a teenager.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: no.
*BEST*
55. Hairstyle: me, short. she, longer.
56. Cologne: chanel egoiste platinum
57. Perfume: each woman has her own.
58. Martial arts technique: garotte disarm.
*HAVE YOU*
60. Kissed the same sex?: yes.
61. Fallen for your best friend?: no.
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: no.
63. Fought in a war: no.
64. Been in love?: yes.
65. Been in lust?: yes.
66. Used someone?: no.
67. Been used: yes.
68. Cheated on someone?: no.
69. Been cheated on?: yes.
70. Been shot: no.
71. Done something you regret?: yes. but i learned a great deal i couldn't have otherwise.
*THE LAST PERSON YOU*
72. You touched?:
73. You talked to?:
74. You hugged?: my son, hans.
75. You instant messaged?: sms to my ex.
76. You kissed? online or off?:
77. You had sex with?: was sometime ago.
78. You yelled at?: a certain moron.
80. Who broke your heart?: broke. hmmm. still thinking about that.
81. Told you loved?: my son.
82. Heard I love you From: my son.
*OTHER INFO*
82. Color your hair?: yes.
83. Have tattoos?: no.
84. Have piercings?: no.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: i wish.
86. Own a webcam?: no.
87. Own a thong?: he! he! he! americans. you're so cute. thongs in australia are worn on the feet.
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: what!
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Nein
90. Habla espanol?: ¿qué? No entiendo
91. Quack?:
*Have you/do you/are you*
92. Stolen anything?: sure.
93. Smoke?: and it was very unpleasant.
94. Schizophrenic?: no, we're not.
95. Obsessive?: a little.
96. Compulsive?: a little.
97. Obsessive compulsive?: worked very hard to break it.
98. Panic?: yes.
99. Anxiety?: not usually.
100. Depressed?: that's emotions right?
1. Kissed your cousin: yes.
2. Ran away: yes. to the police station.
3. Pictured your crush naked: yes. oh yes.
5. Broken someone's heart: yes. sorry.
6. Been in love: yes.
7. Cried when someone died: no.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes.
9. Broken a bone: yes.
11. Lied: yes. no. yes.
12. Cried in school: yes. and so did the other bastard.
*WHICH IS BETTER*
13. Coke or Pepsi: black russian requires neither.
14. Sprite or 7UP: gin 'n tonic
15. Girls or Guys: girls of course. you hear that girls.
16. Flowers or candy: candied flowers.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: shaved. definately.
18. Quiet or Loud: hmm. loud. but then she is quiet. so maybe quiet.
19. Blondes or Brunettes: ah. brunettes in dark colours. blondes in pale colours. both better undressed.
20. Bitchy or Slutty: bitchy - more bite. but slutty can be fun - if done right.
21. Tall or Short: um. depends. either has its plusses and minuses.
22. Pants or Shorts: ah, pants.
*WHAT IS (YOUR FAVORITE)*
29. Your Good Luck Charm:
30. Person You Hate Most: hate requires emotional commitment to someone i don't respect. waste of effort.
31. Best Thing That Has Happened: my son.
32. Color: deep blue, or orange.
33. Movie: many, varied.
34. Subject in school: the sceinces. and english.
35. Juice: peach.
36. Cars: convertible or saloon.
37. Ice Cream: vanilla.
39. Season: spring.
40. Breakfast Food: either lunch or [censored].
41. Song: depends. varies.
42. Favorite food: salt and pepper calamari.
*Who*
43. Makes you laugh the Most: my friends.
43. Makes you the funniest: my friends. [i can relax around them]
44. Makes you smile the most: jill.
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: hansi.
46. Has A Crush On You: no idea.
47. Do You Have A Crush On: jill. dammit.
49. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: jill.
*DO YOU EVER*
50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: i have, but never lately.
51. Save AOL conversations: there are aol conversations? 8D
52. Save Emails: yes.
53. Wish you were someone else: sometimes when i was a teenager.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: no.
*BEST*
55. Hairstyle: me, short. she, longer.
56. Cologne: chanel egoiste platinum
57. Perfume: each woman has her own.
58. Martial arts technique: garotte disarm.
*HAVE YOU*
60. Kissed the same sex?: yes.
61. Fallen for your best friend?: no.
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: no.
63. Fought in a war: no.
64. Been in love?: yes.
65. Been in lust?: yes.
66. Used someone?: no.
67. Been used: yes.
68. Cheated on someone?: no.
69. Been cheated on?: yes.
70. Been shot: no.
71. Done something you regret?: yes. but i learned a great deal i couldn't have otherwise.
*THE LAST PERSON YOU*
72. You touched?:
73. You talked to?:
74. You hugged?: my son, hans.
75. You instant messaged?: sms to my ex.
76. You kissed? online or off?:
77. You had sex with?: was sometime ago.
78. You yelled at?: a certain moron.
80. Who broke your heart?: broke. hmmm. still thinking about that.
81. Told you loved?: my son.
82. Heard I love you From: my son.
*OTHER INFO*
82. Color your hair?: yes.
83. Have tattoos?: no.
84. Have piercings?: no.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: i wish.
86. Own a webcam?: no.
87. Own a thong?: he! he! he! americans. you're so cute. thongs in australia are worn on the feet.
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: what!
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Nein
90. Habla espanol?: ¿qué? No entiendo
91. Quack?:
*Have you/do you/are you*
92. Stolen anything?: sure.
93. Smoke?: and it was very unpleasant.
94. Schizophrenic?: no, we're not.
95. Obsessive?: a little.
96. Compulsive?: a little.
97. Obsessive compulsive?: worked very hard to break it.
98. Panic?: yes.
99. Anxiety?: not usually.
100. Depressed?: that's emotions right?
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