Learn from the mistakes of others

none of these are serious. i just kept hitting reload and copying the results. bored, and avoiding ral work and a real post.

if you don't appear here, don't be offended, the novelty eventually wore off ...

maelorin's LJ stalker is haunted_riddle!

haunted_riddle is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

maelorin's LJ stalker is darkguardian!

darkguardian is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

maelorin's LJ stalker is ambermichelle!

ambermichelle is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list!

maelorin's LJ stalker is eusashead!

eusashead is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also slowly poisoning you!

maelorin's LJ stalker is onia!

onia is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list!

maelorin's LJ stalker is mcgray!

mcgray is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also deluded!

maelorin's LJ stalker is daydaze!

daydaze is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

maelorin's LJ stalker is cherryheavy!

cherryheavy is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list!

maelorin's LJ stalker is i_rasputina!

i_rasputina is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

maelorin's LJ stalker is brigididid!

brigididid is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also leaving anonymous abuse on your journal!

maelorin's LJ stalker is dhill!

dhill is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also stalking the rest of your friends list!

maelorin's LJ stalker is jeefee!

jeefee is stalking you because another friend of yours told them you liked them. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

maelorin's LJ stalker is childe_of_fate!

childe_of_fate is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

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