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and my ultimate purity test score is ...

posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 11:44pm on 05/04/2005
Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
MeAverage
Dating 0.00%28.13% Gone steady
Self-Lovin' 19.70%54.84% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness 51.61%74.22% It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 64.29%71.39% A fool for love, but not always
Straightness 1.85%29.81% Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant 83.33%82.81% Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive 88.89%82.83% Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick 92.86%87.10% Refreshingly normal
Gayness 100.00%73.04% Repressed, are we?
Total Score 61.79%69.06%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
(By The Ferrett)

note: oddly enough, scores are the inverse of what you'd expect just reading the table.

Music:: Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again
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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 02:08am on 06/04/2005
[i know. it's a purity test. but if you just lok at the numbers on the table, you can get it wrong.]

[i'd have been less pure in certain categories if the questions were less extreme.]

you need to get out more. or stay in. or something.

i know i do.
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posted by [identity profile] reverancepavane.livejournal.com at 06:02am on 06/04/2005
I always liked the canonical 1000 question purity test where you can get 99.9% purity by only answering "Yes" to "Have you lied on this purity test?"

But for some reason nobody believes me...

And there is always the option of using the purity test as a checklist if you really want to decrease your score...

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posted by [personal profile] maelorin at 06:23am on 06/04/2005
i do remember that test. and i do kinda believe you. [it was a very sick and twisted list of delights.]

and despairing at working my way down the list.



then a certain former girlfriend convinced me to get over it ... [and my score dropped like a large rock-like thing dropping from up there ...]
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posted by [identity profile] reverancepavane.livejournal.com at 01:12pm on 06/04/2005
Thanks.

I think.

Hey maybe I can fool people into thinking I have a purity of 99.9% rather than the more readily accepted (at least amongst certain choristers) of 31.2%...

Oops, cats out of the bag...

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