and people wonder why i don't like santa ... [Learn from the mistakes of others]

You're viewing

maelorin's journal
Create a Dreamwidth Account Learn More

Reload page in style: site light

←

→

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I helped

jingdono hide a body (-173 points). Last month I gave

dubhain a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July

xtine_38 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (853 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
maelorin

what am i going to do with a ~~damn~~ pony?

Mood::

okay

←

→

There are 20 comments on this entry. (Reply.)

What do you mean "what am I going to do with a pony"?!

Don't you have a friend that already owns a horse and is always looking for another one? *wink nudge*

ah. well. umm.

*slaps forehead*

i'll let him know that you are more worthy *beams*

[link] [parent] [reply]

(deleted comment)

you've never tried to eat pony, have you ...

[link] [parent] [reply]

We robbed a bank -- did we get enough to pay my tuition for med school?

seems not.

and lj is still mangling my replies.

[link] [parent] [reply]

For me the obvious answer was of course "eat it!!" but someone beat me to that.... :D

horse is not delicious.

[link] [parent] [reply]

surely it just tastes like chicken? everything else does... except crocodile... thats more oily like fish...

[link] [parent] [reply]

no. it's like eating stringy beef, only not as tasty.

and yes. i have eaten horse. and crocodile, and buffalo (yum!), and emu, and kangaroo, and so on ...

[link] [parent] [reply]

I've had roo and emu, and croc and wichiti grubs... some of which were still alive and kicking...

A Chinese friend of mine told me about some places where you can eat mice... doesnt seem like a very filling meal. Now a horse tho... may not taste great, but it would see you through the winter if need be. And to be honest what good are they anyways... no one HAS to ride them anymore and if used for burden oxen were always better... I think they could be the next big thing... that and squirrels (ask Gordon Ramsey!).

[link] [parent] [reply]

problem with horses as dinenr is lots of people are romantically attached to the idea of horses as cute/beautiful something something. and the experience might not be worth it.

[link] [parent] [reply]

yeah I know... some people are the same with roos... it pisses me off. If you are going to eat any animal you should have no problem eating ALL of them - unless of course you have a deep hatred for cows and pigs!!

[link] [parent] [reply]

"I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals.

I'm a vegetarian because I really hate plants."

[link] [parent] [reply]

i suppose you got lj'd again ... darn comment thingy ...

"i'm an omnivore coz that's the way god made me"[1] ;)

[1] being his noodly appendage ...

[link] [parent] [reply]

or the animals hate them ... i know, "allergies" ... wooses

[link] [parent] [reply]

apparently not.

and i still don't like the fat coca cola man. he promises, but never delivers what i ask for ...

Jeez, what's the point in helping a gal hide a body if you then tell people about it?!?

now you're bringing it to everyone's attention.

i never said whose body. or where. or anything.

besides, only non-cthuluists care.

[link] [parent] [reply]

hmm, good points, all.

Anyway, neither of us said anything about the ~~woodchipper~~ er, big fluffy duckies...

[link] [parent] [reply]

so, how about them red backs? did they get a whooping or what?

*waves*

[link] [parent] [reply]

May