posted by
maelorin at 08:27pm on 31/05/2006
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You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Rules of Office Romance.
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Don't.
Ever. Don't shit where you sleep, don't lick your wounds in the place you get papercuts. Don't ever mix business and the people you fuck. It's like robbing peter to pay paul who you owe a cut-off-your-toes style loan payment to. Ick. Take whatever dingo-ugly whore you can find at a bar before you ever think of finding a soul-mate at work. This is someone you'll eventually be spending 12 hours a day with. Don't make it 20 by adding in an 8 hour workday, too.
Basic Rule: Never Under The Same Roof.
Humans are the only animal that's happy to shit in the same place it eats.